I arugalarly tell you
that I carrot do this now.
If it's not one potato
it's two potato
that's gotten in our way.
I don't know where you've bean hanging.
Oh, stop vining and pepper up
before I squash your little seeds
up the side of your raw cabbage head.
Leaf you alone?!?!
Go get souffled!
(extensions to this spat-prose encouraged)